Best Spam Ever

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1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
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you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
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galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.

For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.

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Spam

We all hate spam -- it's a pain in the ass to sort through all the crap to get to the couple real messages in your inbox. It's a waste of our time and money, right? But on the other hand, there are those messages that come once in a while that are just beautiful examples of spam-as-poetry, spam-as-post-postmodern-art, spam-as-sheer-dada-brilliance.

Here's one:

From: btradecome@tradecom.be
Subject: Mine aimBut know I think and.
Date: December 14, 2006 12:25:54 PM CST
To: Adam Altman

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